weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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