PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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