My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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