Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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