i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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