mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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