thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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