would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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