So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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