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(847): View more from Illinois

I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna

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(313): View more from Michigan

Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight

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(716): View more from New York

Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..

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(708): View more from Illinois

Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?

(1-708): View more from Illinois

Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..

(306): View more from Saskatchewan

also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?

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(254): View more from Texas

I think people are normalizing furries

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