I am spending my child support on dildos
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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