Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The air was thick with penises
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You are a genius and a whore.
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