In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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