You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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