So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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