WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
