addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
