Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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