a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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