R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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