I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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