even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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