if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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