I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize