She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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