For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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