he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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