is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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