Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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