I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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