I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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