I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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