Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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