On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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