dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he shaved USA in his pubs
honey bunches of taint.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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