I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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