Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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