rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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