So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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