Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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