Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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