i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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