yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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