My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
