A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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