i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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