In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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