Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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