The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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