awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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