Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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