Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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