they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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