Just fell off a train. Bad.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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